1st Edition

01.03.98

(clip length = 5 minutes or less)

SCHIZOPOLIS [MD'A]
before the film begins

JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO [Tony]
opening

HIS GIRL FRIDAY [Xta]
Walter, Hildy, Bruce all talk at once

TOY STORY [Bryce]
army men & the baby monitor

CHUNGKING EXPRESS [Warren]
opening

CATCH-22 [Matt]
Major Major (Bob Newhart)

DOWN ARGENTINE WAY [Tim]
the Nicholas Brothers

MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND [Tara]
"Cabin Fever"

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA [Deirdre]
returning from the desert
(the "little tiny dot you can't see on TV" scene)

XANADU [Cheryl]
clothes shopping "All Over the World"

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HENRY V (1989) [Kathy]
St. Crispin's Day speech

IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT [Emily]
on the bus: Shapely comes on strong

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES [Tara]
really small meeting room

DELICATESSEN [Jim] bedsprings

ROYAL WARRIORS [CJE]
final fight scene (Michelle Yeoh)

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS [MD'A]
"You're a cookie full of arsenic."

WAYNE'S WORLD [Anne]
watching for planes at night

MADAME SOUSATZKA [Diane]
piano lesson and cookies

SMALL TOWN GIRL (THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT II) [Mick]
jumping jumping jumping

SWEETIE [Lee]
seeds pushing up through soil

CHARADE [Karen]
Audrey meets Cary

DR. STRANGELOVE [Bobby]
dropping the bomb

DOWN BY LAW [Warren]
opening

AUSTIN POWERS:
INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY [Xta]
title sequence

KICKING AND SCREAMING [Anne]
"Cookie Man"

TRULY MADLY DEEPLY [CJE]
opening

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SILENT MOVIE [CJE]
suits of armor

NETWORK [Xta]
negotiating contracts with commie badasses

"ULYSSES" - IBM industrial video [Bobby]
quick cut montage presaging potential of laserdisc technology

LIVING IN OBLIVION [Anne]
producer & cinematographer argue/
wearing an eyepatch

LOST IN AMERICA [MD'A]
asking Garry Marshall for their money back

ALIENS [CJE]
"12 meters...11 meters...10 meters...."

BARTON FINK [Matt/MD'A]
reporting to Geisler

BULL DURHAM [Matt/MD'A]
"You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY [CJE/Xta]
The hula hoop is born

KICKING AND SCREAMING [Xta]
book group

THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T [CJE]
the whammy dance

THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER [MD'A]
the children escape on the river

METROPOLITAN [MD'A]
first party

ISHTAR [CJE]
"Leaving Some Love in My Will"/songwriting montage

AFTER HOURS [CJE]
Paul's explanation of why he hasn't gone home

GOLDDIGGERS OF 1935
(from THAT'S DANCING!) [CJE]
whole lot of tap dancers goin on

WHAT'S UP, DOC? [CJE]
plate glass; Chinese dragon

BACK TO THE FUTURE II [CJE]
ending

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